搞笑英语小笑话三则

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Birds

搞笑英语小笑话三则

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师:这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

老师:请说说看。

学生:燕子旁边的.就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

2. A great man

Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far no body has lived to over 400 years.

一名伟人

老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?

学生:当然。因为到目前为止,还没有人活到400多岁。

hands

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

Student: Big hands.

大手

老师:如果我左手上有7个桔子,右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么?

学生:大手。