醉汉的幽默
Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.
Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?
Wife: I love you, dear.
妻子:亲爱的,你昨晚看上去真的醉了,饭桌上老唠叨一件事。
丈夫:真的吗?千万别信一个醉汉说的话,对了,我都说了什么?
妻子:我爱你,亲爱的。
音乐家最重要的生理素质
In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"
"To be deaf," replied the boy.
"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.
"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
在一次音乐学院的入学考试中,老师问其中一个男孩:“音乐家最重要的.生理素质是什么?”
“耳聋,”男孩答道。
“胡说!”老师气愤地说。
“怎么了,先生!难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子吗?”男孩轻蔑地反问道。
聪明的马
There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing, and his horse immediately galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.
"That's a pretty smart horse," the farmer's friend later observed.
"Well, he's not really so smart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"
一位农夫在犁田时,不慎跌倒摔伤了屁股,他的马立即飞奔到五哩外最近的小镇,载了一位医生回来。
一个朋友看到后便夸赞说:“你这匹马真是聪明!”
农夫说:“也没有你想的那么聪明啦!它带来的是一位兽医!”
饥荒可能是你造成的
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
"From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
"Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
在旅馆大厅里,一个非常瘦的人遇到了一个非常胖的人。
胖子说:“看你的样子,可能有过饥荒。”
“是的,”瘦子回答说,“看你的样子,饥荒可能是你造成的。”